Sunday, September 21, 2008

The Tale of the Otter and the Beaver!





















There once was a beaver all busy and driven.
She organized the office and the paperwork she was given!
She moves around at a rigorous pace,
You might think this beaver is running a race!
Assisting a director is serious business,
"We've got to be ready when the state comes to quiz us!"
Records,documents, and all of the forms
she's dotted, and marked and signed with a storm!
She is accurate, detailed and her standard is perfection!
But she is also kind and wise and full of friendly affection!
If you need a coupon, stop by her desk!
You will never find it looking a mess!
She tells funny jokes and has been a disc jockey!
This beaver however has never played hockey!
She's so busy she might get hired in a bee hive,
Or she could star on Saturday Night Live!
When I'm feeling stressed, she is my brain,
Thank you Mrs. Becky for keeping me sane!


There once was an otter all relaxed and chilled out!
She's silly and fun and can give a shout out
to everybody from Trisha to Garth.
She knows so many people it makes me want to barf! (just kidding)
She is a good conversation waiting to happen
and for hours she can keep my lips flappin'!
She can ask any question to anybody she meets,
and she really likes the art of Matisse.
She can make up a song at the drop of a hat
and can put back the coffee like swingin' a bat!
She has a creative streak and a helping hand
and drives a cool white mini van.
Her filter has holes,
But her heart's like dessert bowls,
Because she scoops out her love and sweetness
from the greatest to the meekest!
Jamee, Happy thirty - one!
This silly ol' rhyme is done!


Happy Birthday Ladies! Sorry for the layout, it has a mind of its own when you click post!

6 comments:

brickmomma said...

Freakin' amazing!!!!!!

I love you-

Becky said...

Thank you Wendy! That is truly an amazing tribute!! :o)
xoxoxoxoxo,B

Nicole said...

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!! That was amazing. How did you do that??

Quiltermama said...

You are TALENTED!!! :-)

Smiles while reading all the way through!!!

Amanda said...

That's awesome Wendy!!

The Saenz Family Rawks said...

I LOVE the ode!!!! It made me laugh so hard!